The Trade Off

If I could swap places with any character in fiction that I wanted to, I would probably choose the Left Paddle from the hit videogame Pong. There are so many reasons why this is the perfect character to swap places with, because the Left Paddle is the most perfect character to ever grace this Earth. I have chosen which reason for swapping with left paddle are the best and I’m going to talk about them, and I think by the end you will agree with me.

The first reason why I would like to swap with Left Paddle is because I would become just so handsome if I did. I honestly cannot think of any character that is better looking that Left Paddle. The Left Paddle is such a perfect person, he is so symmetrical which is appealing to the eye, and he has come in many different colors over the years, which make him a diverse character to be. Also, Left Paddle isn’t just beautiful on the outside, he is beautiful on the inside too. Sometimes if you play against him, he lets you get one in for free, just so you feel a little better about yourself.

Another reason to swap with Left Paddle is because you are guaranteed a job for life. You will never have to worry about finding a job ever again because Left Paddle is destined to life of hitting a ball back and forth forever. If you’re good at your job, you’ll be able to get all those points, which will pay for dinner and other things for your family (Points totally act as money, don’t worry about it.) A good thing about having this job for life is that it’s a job that will help you get fit. Which won’t really matter because all you are is a vertical line, but you still would be able to move really fast.

The last reason why I would like to swap with Left Paddle is because I would have a very good friend for life that I get to work with and have a friendly rivalry with. Right Paddle would become one of my good friends that I would get to see everyday at work. We would have to become best friends because we would have to see each other every day. Also, if I was ever mad at Right Paddle, I would be allowed to shoot balls at his face. Mostly though, me and Right Paddle would be great friends for the rest of our natural lives.

So those are the reasons why I would like to swap places with Left Paddle from Pong. I bet by now you see the appeal of the Left Paddle, as he is probably the best character in the history of characters. Left Paddle is amazing and I think that everybody should look up to him as a role model.